Joe Cwik dot com: July 2025

Leroy - Wheatus

He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen
Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine
Smokin' his crack, wash it down with gasoline
Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me

Oh, you know he told me, "Shake it, don't break it
It took too damn long to make it"

Leroy is my mojo man
Leroy is my mojo man
He come, he take me by the hand
'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright

He's just a pimp with a limp and some Vaseline
Told me to "Look over there", stole my nectarine

Said, "Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine"
Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me

Oh you know he told me
"Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make it"

Leroy is my mojo man
Leroy is my mojo man
He come, he take me by the hand
'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright

Oh you know its
"Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make it"
"Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make it"

Leroy is my mojo man
Leroy is my mojo man
Come and take me by the hand
'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright

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A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the road.

One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. Then the other man would come along behind him and fill in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind, filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.

"I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here, with all this digging and refilling?"

"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our job," one of the men said.

"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"

"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there are three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts the dirt back. Now just because Elmer's sick, that doesn't mean that Leroy and me can't work!"

New Girl - Suicide Machines

Well I can't wait to tell you all about her, all about my new girl

(He can't wait to tell you about his new girl)

And I can't wait for you to hear me shout it, all about my new girl

(He can't wait to tell you about his new girl)

When we were together you tried to break my heart

Said you always did your best at keeping us apart

Said now you're dead and gone and I've got a new thing going

I can't wait to see your face when you and your friends show up

So I've got a, I got a new girl

Something makes you think that you're some kinda winner

Said you want to get married and cook somebody dinner?

Said you're making fun of me 'cause I'm young and got no money

I've got no time for school books 'cause I got no time to study

Well I can't wait to tell you all about her, all about my new girl

(He can't wait to tell you about his new girl)

And I can't wait for you to hear me shout it, all about my new girl

(He can't wait to tell you about his new girl)

So I've got a, I got a new girl

Hey

You're the type of girl that any guy would die for

That's the way it looks and I'm really glad you think so

So concerned with friends and your popularity

That you never even took the time to see the real me

Well I can't wait to tell you all about her, all about my new girl

(He can't wait to tell you about his new girl)

And I can't wait for you to hear me shout it, all about my new girl

(He can't wait to tell you about his new girl)

So I've got a, I got a new girl

He can't wait to tell you about

This one

New girl

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Good on ya, brotha. Hope it all goes well. Wish ya the best on your future endeavors.

As Alive As You Need Me To Be - Nine Inch Nails

The way it makes me feel, infection

It's almost like a tongue on the back of my neck

I never had a choice, connection

I never had a chance to catch my breath

It's eating up the space between us

It's eating up all remaining doubt

It's filling up the hole inside you

It's trying to find a way to let itself out

Give me something to believe in

All these hands have got a hold of me

Give me something to believe in

As alive as you need me to be

Always going to go this way, there's no turning back

Never any other way, there's no turning back

Everything for a reason, everything for a reason

Give me something to believe in

All these hands have got a hold of me

Give me something to believe in

As alive as you need me to be

Feel

I can finally feel

This infection

Feel

I can finally feel

This infection

Feel

I can finally feel

Feel

I can finally feel

Feel

I can finally feel

Feel

I can finally feel

The Underdog - Spoon

Picture yourself in the living room

Your pipe and slippers set out for you

I know you think that it ain't too far

But I

I hear the call of a lifetime ring

Felt the need to get up for it

Oh, you cut out the middleman

Get free from the middleman

You got no time for the messenger

Got no regard for the thing that you don't understand

You got no fear of the underdog

That's why you will not survive

I wanna forget how conviction fits

Mmm, but can I get out from under it?

Can I gut it out of me?

Oh, oh, oh, oh

It can't all be wedding cake

It can't all be boiled away

I try but I can't let go of it

Can't let go of it, no

'Cause you don't talk to the water boy

And there's so much you could learn

But you don't wanna know

You will not back up an inch ever

That's why you will not survive

The thing that I tell you now

It may not go over well

Oh, and it may not be photo-op

In the way that I spell it out

But you won't hear from the messenger

Don't wanna know 'bout something that you don't understand

You got no fear of the underdog

That's why you will not survive, right!

Copy of A - Nine Inch Nails

I am just a copy of a copy of a copy
Everything I say has come before
Assembled into something into something into something
I am never certain anymore
I am just a shadow of a shadow of a shadow
Always trying to catch up with myself
I am just an echo of an echo of an echo
Listening to someone's cry for help

Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Look what you've gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a

I am little pieces little pieces little pieces
Pieces that were picked up on the way
Imprinted with a purpose with a purpose with a purpose
A purpose that's become quite clear today

Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Look what you've gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a

I am just a finger on a trigger on a finger
Doing everything I'm told to do
Always my intention my intention your attention
Just doing everything you tell me to

Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Now look what you gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
So I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a

Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Now look what you gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a

(Look what you had to start) Look what you had to start
(Why all the change of heart) Why all the change of heart
(You need to play your part) You need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a
(Look what you've gone and done) And look what you've gone and done
(Yeah, that doesn't sound like fun) That doesn't sound like fun
(Yeah, I'm not the only one) See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a

4th of July - Soundgarden

Shower in the dark day, clean sparks diving down

Cool in the waterway where the baptized drown

Naked in the cold sun, breathing life like fire

I thought I was the only one, but that was just a lie

'Cause I heard it in the wind

And I saw it in the sky

And I thought it was the end

I thought it was the 4th of July

Pale in the flare light, the scared light cracks and disappears

And leads the scorched ones here

And everywhere no one cares, the fire is spreading

And no one wants to speak about it

Down in the hole, Jesus tries to crack a smile

Beneath another shovel load

And I heard it in the wind

And I saw it in the sky

And I thought it was the end

I thought it was the 4th of July

I heard it in the wind

Then I saw it in the sky

And I thought it was the end

I thought it was the 4th of July

July, July

Yeah, ooh, oh

But now I'm in control, now I'm in the fallout

Once asleep but now I stand

And I still remember your sweet everything

Light a Roman candle and hold it in your hand

'Cause I heard it in the wind

And I saw it in the sky

And I thought it was the end

I thought it was the 4th of July

I heard it in the wind

Then I saw it in the sky

And I thought it was the end

Thought it was the 4th of July, yeah