Survey says... NO

So I used MyHeritage's Celebrity Face Recognition application. Here's the results:

Does anyone think I look like Matt fucking Dillon?

Labels: wtf

posted @ 8/15/2008 02:00:00 PM 9 comments

 

Thanks DTE!

So, DTE just called me. (For those not in the metro Detroit area, they supply me with electricity and gas.) Apparently, they found a gas leak on my property on June 12, and would like to schedule a day for me to be home as they need someone there when they repair it.

WTF?

Seriously?

Thanks for being so prompt on a gas leak, DTE! Seriously! I might not have the congestion problems I'm having if, you know, you may have DONE YOUR JOB WHEN YOU FOUND THE LEAK!

You know, because like, I'm not PAYING for gas that's leaking out and I'm not using, right? Health or home explosion aren't possible factors, right?

Asshats.

Labels: house, wtf

posted @ 7/08/2008 09:34:00 AM 5 comments

 

Tom Cruise / Scientology

As we all know, Tom Cruise is batshit crazy.

Gawker has this article which showcases a recruitment video for the Church of Scientology.

It's creepy as all hell.

Labels: wtf

posted @ 1/16/2008 09:06:00 AM 1 comments

 

In the news

Okay. What. The. Fuck.

Kids having sex in school. Okay, that I can cope with. They are being risky. They weren't the first ones to ever have sex in school.

Sex in front of other students?

Okay, I can cope with that too. Exhibitionism and voyeurism at work.

The sex was involving a twelve year old boy, a thirteen year old boy, and two eleven year old girls?

WTF!?

Does this seem right to anyone? I know kids are developing faster these days and supposedly more mature (or so the media portrays in television), but holy hell! I had the technical aspects understood at that age, but the thought of even having sex? In front of other students, no less?

Whaaaa?

-----

Now, this one doesn't surprise me one bit.

Jackie Chan using a stunt double? Okay. The dude will be 53 on Saturday. I understand that there's a breaking point for how much action or stunt action a man can do before actually worrying about his health. And the article does point out that having one can help for insurance purposes... Then again, you don't have to always USE said stunt guy.

Either way, Jackie still has my utmost respect.

Labels: wtf

posted @ 4/04/2007 05:02:00 PM 3 comments

 

Hockey Slash

Hockey fans, I'm sure you heard about this:

That shot got Chris Simon a twenty-five game suspension. To be perfectly honest, I'm surprised he didn't get an indefinite suspension like Bertuzzi/Moore punch in 2004. Bertuzzi got suspended from the NHL, and wasn't allowed to play in several other leagues because of his punch and fall. Bertuzzi (who is now a Red Wing!) slipped on the punch, fausing him to fall and drive Moore's head to the ice. Simon was blatant.

On the other side of the coin, seeing someone front kick another player in hockey is the last thing I need to see.

Labels: hockey, red wings, wtf

posted @ 3/11/2007 11:19:00 PM 0 comments

 

PETA

Okay.

PETA people are crazy. They are downright fucking crazy. But I think this is a crazy I could watch. (NSFW)

Labels: humor, sex, wtf

posted @ 1/24/2007 12:41:00 AM 10 comments

 

Guitar Craziness

Garvin sent me this video, and I was floored:

That's fucking amazing. Watch and be in awe. Crazy ass guitar playing.

Labels: awesome, wtf

posted @ 7/03/2006 11:19:00 PM 4 comments

 

Oozinator

Step one: Watch this.

Step two: Laugh hysterically.

Step three: Discuss.

Was that not one of the most disturbing commercials ever seen? I mean, hell -- Kid #1 RUBS IT IN. I swear, this is the most disturbing toy anyone could have ever created.

And here's some college kids playing with one...

...so wrong. It's so wrong that I'm providing you with a link to buy one.

Labels: humor, wtf

posted @ 5/08/2006 11:13:00 AM 1 comments

 

Kidz Bop 6

So, I'm listening to albums on Rhapsody, and I came acrosss this. The first track contains a line which says "nothing but a t-shirt on / i've never felt so beautiful".

Is this right for kids to be singing?

And, of course track seven is Britney Spears' "Toxic". Kids should not be singing this crap. I mean, it's just not right.

Not right at all.

Labels: wtf

posted @ 3/28/2006 02:32:00 PM 2 comments

 

Detroit Zoo Closing?!?

Detroit was actually sparkling and getting a new image when the Super Bowl came to town. The city is a shithole? Not so, in the eyes of people who came into town. Now that the national eye has looked elsewhere, Detroit's city council re-initialized corruption along with the mayor.

The Detroit Zoo is closing, unless it can be funded. What a shame. One of the oldest zoos in the country would close due to lack of funding, and it won't receive funding from outside the city because the council has an ego. Kwame won't discuss it because for some retarded reason, he's in Africa. (Way to spend our tax dollars frivously, you dumb bastard!) Either way, if nothing is done, the Zoo shuts down on May 1, 2006.

Does anyone remember the blue elephant keys you bought and out in boxes to hear audio about exhibits? I still have mine somewhere....

DetroitFunk has some great zoo shots here, and DetroitBlog has a couple of posts pertaining to the issue. WDIV has a section on their site to try and save the zoo.

Oh, now Kwame is phoning in and asking the council to re-consider the proposal. (article from freep.com | proposal [.pdf])

You can contact public officials about the fate of the zoo. Here's how:

• Office of the Mayor
  313-224-3400

Council members voting yes on transferring the Zoo to the Zoological Society:

• Kenneth V. Cockrel, Jr.
  313-224-4505
  CockrelK.CNCL.Council@kcockrel.ci.detroit.mi.us


• Sheila Cockrel
  313-224-1337
  S-Cockrel_mb@ckrl.ci.detroit.mi.us

Council members voting no:

• Monica Conyers
  313-224-4530
  ConyersM@cncl.ci.detroit.mi.us


• Barbara-Rose Collins
  313-224-1299
  Collins_MB@cncl.ci.detroit.mi.us


• Brenda Jones
  313-224-1245
  Bjones_MB@cncl.ci.detroit.mi.us


• Kwame Kenyatta
  313-224-1198
  K-Kenyatta_MB@cncl.ci.detroit.mi.us


• Martha Reeves
  313-224-4545
  (no email on file)


• Alberta Tinsley-Talabi
  313-224-1645
  A_Talabi_mb@atwpo.ci.detroit.mi.us


• JoAnn Watson
  313-224-4535
  WatsonJ@cncl.ci.detroit.mi.us

For state lawmakers:

• http://senate.michigan.gov/SenatorInfo/find-your-senator.htm


• http://house.michigan.gov/find_a_rep.asp

Labels: Detroit, wtf

posted @ 2/22/2006 11:37:00 AM 3 comments

 

Chroma key hell

BAM!

Labels: wtf

posted @ 2/16/2006 12:49:00 PM 2 comments

 

WTF?

In other news...

I stopped at my old "home" White Castle location for a couple of post-SBXL burgers, and they had flyers.

For what? Good question!

It reads as follows:

Make your Valentine's Day steamy!

Take your Valentine to
White Castle
on Tuesday, February 14
and we'll treat you both
like a King & Queen!

Enjoy hostess seating,
candlelight dining, your
own server & more!

Reservations Required.

Please call (248)477-1450 Ext. 10

Hostess seating?

Candlelight dining?

A Server?

I think I could deal with all of that, even if the bum gets to stay. Hell, make him the maitrde.

But... CALL FOR RESERVATIONS? AT WHITE CASTLE?

That's fucked up.

Labels: wtf

posted @ 2/05/2006 11:16:00 PM 2 comments

 

Mummify Mommy?

Today's WTF?

But honestly, it is nice to see someone respect another's wishes that much. Nowadays, people don't respect others enough to fulfill someone's last wishes like that. It kind a brings a tear to the eye...

...especially one to the guy who has to go up and fix that air conditioner....

Labels: wtf

posted @ 1/10/2006 11:14:00 AM 3 comments