Questions Answered: v2.0
Here are the answers from the last round of "Ask me anything":
Q: Will I find true happiness in life?
Eventually. In Prison. You homo.
Q: If your penis fell off tomorrow, would you get a sex change operation to become a woman?
No. I'd get it re-attached, or have one built so I could be the cyberunit in porn. I'd make a very ugly woman, but I'd be an awesome lesbian.
Q: Following that line of logic, if you woke up tomorrow with a spectacular set of 32DDDs, would you have them removed, or would firemen have to break into your house to find you covered in your own drool?
Remove them. Like I need bigger funbags. Besides, that size is excess, in my opinion.
Q: Name one thing you want to do in your life above all else?
Shoot, direct, or produce a film which gets nationwide release, even if it is a limited nationwide release.
Q: Do you eat paczkis on Wednesday?
Nope. I rarely eat them. I forget about Paczki Day.
Feel free to ask me more in this post or hit me up in text or voicemail through my Odeo link.
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Ok readers, time to bring back another topic from the past: If you could ask me anything, what would it be? I'll answer the questions in the future. It doesn't matter if you use your screen name or not. I'll eventually answer each question in some capacity, in my own time.
