IM Hilarity
Here's part if an IM conversation I just had with Garvin that made me laugh out loud:
Garvin:
steve doesn't like to eat outside, unless its grass
Joe:
or dirt?
Garvin:
dirt, not as much.
roots, mostly.
Joe:
ah. He's really a good dog.
Garvin:
he's getting there.
Joe:
I was surprised how much calmer he was during that cav's game
i'm proud of him
Garvin:
you spoke too soon
he fucking escaped Labels: garvin, humor, IM
Instant Rice rules
This reminds me of Skip:
Spin: arrrr, pirates of the south west
Spin: thar be large pipes o'bandwith near ye'ol univarsety.
Pirate: yearg, ye may be an ta somethan thar.
Spin: what say ye we pull yonder USB hard disk longside yonder NMSU puter and begin tha lutin and plunderin.
Pirate: yearg. The master done gaved me a testin machine with a grand ol CDR.
Pirate: Avast!
Pirate: MP3s off the starboard bow!
Spin: stere clear of ye porn pop ups rollin in from tha east.
Pirate: I have mah trusty Opera browsa to help me fend em off.
Spin: encrypt the data holds, batton down thar security patches, argh thar be spyware abound. Labels: humor, IM, skip
Conversation snippet
Harrison: alright, time to go wash and wax emily'
Me: yum
Harrison: 's car
Harrison: crap
Yeah, good times. Labels: harrison, IM
IM fun
Me: any big b-day plans?
Me: get b-day head from [Harrison's chick]
Harrison: sigh
Harrison: she's make me a cake
Me: you have an astounding grasp on word usage.
Me: "She's make me a cake"
Me: fucking awesome
Harrison: shut up
Harrison: i'm multitasking
Harrison: and guys don't do that very well
Me: ok.
Me: (ill avoid the easy gender joke.)
Harrison: i hate you Labels: cake, harrison, IM
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