I'm up outta this bitch
I'm taking off to Santa Claus, Indiana for some Holiday World goodness, then off to Cleveland, Ohio, for Garvin's birthday and some relaxation.
Later fuckers.
Friday, September 30, 2005
Wednesday, September 28, 2005
Joe Cwik - Sports Enthusiast?
Ye gods, I'm turning into a sports freak.
With my recent U of M football game attendance, tonight's Red Wings game (versus the Avs), the upcoming Cleveland Indians/Chicago White Sox game, and the oncoming Whalers season, I'm becoming a sports nut. I'm a sports ticket whore lately.
Yeah buddy.
Monday, September 26, 2005
Falling Apart DVDs
I have two DVDs left out of my inital purchased stock. I'll probably set a time to go get more, but I want to sell these two copies that I have left. Drop me a line if you want one. $10/each.
Update: One left.
Labels: falling apart
Sunday, September 25, 2005
Color quiz
Everyone says this is accurate for themselves. Take the fucking quiz.
I took the free ColorQuiz.com personality test!
"Wants to establish himself and make an impact desp..."
Click here to read the rest of the results.
Friday, September 23, 2005
IRC fun
Various IRC quotes:
<.jeebus> the "bishop" came to our church today
<.jeebus> he was a fucken impostor
<.jeebus> never once moved diagonally
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<.Jeedo> hey baby, whats up?
<.Indidge> umm....nothing?
<.Jeedo> So....want me to like come over today so we can fuck?
<.Indidge> Wait....did you want to speak to my daughter?
<.Jeedo> Yes Mrs.Miller.. :-/
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<.NES> I download something from Napster
<.NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<.NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<.NES> "getting my song back fucker"
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<.T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<.RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<.T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<.RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<.T-Wolf> you mother fucker
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<.DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<.DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<.DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<.DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<.DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<.Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<.DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<.DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<.DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<.DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<.Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<.Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<.Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<.PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<.PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<.quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<.PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<.PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<.Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<.Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was
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<.glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<.content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<.glome> Who me?!
<.content> Yes you!
<.glome> Couldn't be!
<.glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
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<.MooseOnDaLoose> Hey Mike
<.goatboy> what?
<.MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<.goatboy> er?
<.MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<.goatboy> and?
<.MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<.goatboy> ...
<.MooseOnDaLoose> Pussy.
<.goatboy> i dont get it
<.MooseOnDaLoose> AND YOU NEVER WILL.
<.goatboy> bastard
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<.VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you shit on the floor, and you can hear it fall but you have no idea where it actually landed, and spend like 5 minutes looking for it
<.peng> ...
<.peng> what?
<.VolteFace`> oh shit
<.VolteFace`> don't you hate it when you DROP shit
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<.UKDJ|Planet> I swear to god
<.UKDJ|Planet> I've just heard a duck tell a joke
<.Jock> o...k
<.UKDJ|Planet> there was as group of ducks on a pond near where i live
<.UKDJ|Planet> one of the ducks was quacking away looking straight at a group of like 10 ducks
<.UKDJ|Planet> then he stopped and all the other ducks went mental
<.UKDJ|Planet> it looked just like duck stand-up comedy
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<@David> Yay I get laid today! Been a month.... needing it by now
<@Sony> ...........
<@Sony> TMI TMI TMI
<@David> Only a few hundred pounds but its better than nothing
<.Malpine> Thanks for the info
<@David> eh?
<@David> damn i meant PAID
<@David> I get PAID today
<@David> dammit
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<.Locl-Yocl> I helped the EMTs at a car wreck and got blood all over my arms and shirt. It looked like I murdered 20 people with a fork... anyway, I walked into a convieniance store down the street and said my girlfriend needs a tampon. The guy at the counter was mortified.
Nice job, fuckers.
Way to go, Livonia.
While I opposed Wal-Mart building in this location when they have a store one mile away in a better location to attract customers, I'm shocked by the comments a lot of people made at the City Council meeting.
Labels: rant
Wednesday, September 21, 2005
Tuesday, September 20, 2005
Chain of Responsibility
I didn't write this. I got it from my uncle via email. I thought it was interesting:
CHAIN OF RESPONSIBILITY
In case you aren't familiar with how our government is SUPPOSED to work:
The chain of responsibility for the protection of the citizens in New Orleans is:
1. The Mayor
2. The New Orleans director of Homeland Security (a political appointee of the Governor who reports to the Governor)
3. The Governor
4. The Head of Homeland Security
5. The President
What did each do?
1. The mayor, with 5 days advance, waited until 2 days before he announced a mandatory evacuation (at the behest of the President). Then he failed to provide transportation for those without transport even though he had hundreds of buses at his disposal. What's more he ignored and failed to enforce his own mandatory order.
2. The New Orleans director of Homeland Security failed to have any plan for a contingency that has been talked about for 50 years. Then he blames the Feds for not doing what he should have done. (So much for political appointees)
3. The Governor, despite a declaration of disaster by the President 2 DAYS BEFORE the storm hit, failed to take advantage of the offer of Federal troops and aid until 2 DAYS AFTER the storm hit.
4. The Director of Homeland Security positioned assets in the area to be ready when the Governor called for them
5. The President urged a mandatory evacuation, and even declared a disaster State of Emergency, freeing up millions of dollars of federal assistance, should the Governor decide to use it.
Oh and by the way, the levees that broke were the responsibility of the local landowners and the local levee board to maintain, NOT THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT.
The disaster in New Orleans is what you get after decades of corrupt (democrat) government going all the way back to Huey Long. Funds for disaster protection and relief have been flowing into this city for decades, and where has it gone, but into the pockets of the politicos and their friends.
Decades of socialist government in New Orleans has sapped all self reliance from the community, and made them dependent upon government for every little thing. Political correctness and a lack of will to fight crime have created the single most corrupt police force in the country, and has permitted gang violence to flourish.
The sad thing is that there are many poor folks who have suffered and died needlessly because those that they voted into office failed them.
For those who missed item 5 (where the President's level of accountability is discussed), it is made more clear in a New Orleans Times-Picayune article dated August 28:
NEW ORLEANS (AP) -
In the face of a catastrophic Hurricane Katrina, a mandatory evacuation was ordered Sunday for New Orleans by Mayor Ray Nagin. Acknowledging that large numbers of people, many of them stranded tourists, would be unable to leave, The city set up 10 places of last resort for people to go, including the Superdome. The mayor called the order unprecedented and said anyone who could leave the city should. He exempted hotels from the evacuation order because airlines had already canceled all flights.
Gov. Kathleen Blanco, standing beside the mayor at a news conference, said President Bush called and personally appealed for a mandatory evacuation for the low-lying city, which is prone to flooding. (emphasis mine). The ball was placed in Mayor Nagin's court to carry out the evacuation order. With 5-day heads-up, he had the authority to use any and all services to evacuate all residents from the city, as documented in a city emergency preparedness plan. By waiting until the last minute, and failing to make full use of resources available within city limits, Nagin and his administration messed up big time.
Mayor Nagin and his emergency sidekick Terry Ebbert have displayed lethal, mind boggling incompetence before, during, and after Katrina.
As for Mayor Nagin, he and his profile in pathetic leadership police chief should resign. That city's government is incompetent from one end to the other. The people of New Orleans deserve better than this crowd of clowns is capable of giving them.
If you're keeping track, these boobs let 569 buses that could have carried 33,350 people out of New Orleans-in one trip-get ruined in the floods. Whatever plan these guys had, it was a dud. Or it probably would have been if they'd bothered to follow it.
As for all the race-baiting rhetoric and Bush-bashing coming from prominent blacks on the left, don't expect Ray Nagin to be called out on the carpet for falling short. You want to know why?
Here it is:
It's more convenient to blame a white president for what went wrong than to hold a black mayor and his administration accountable for gross negligence and failing to fully carry out an established emergency preparedness plan.
To hold Nagin and his administration accountable for dropping the ball amounts to letting loose the shouts and cries of "Racism!". It's sad, it's wrong, but it's standard operating procedure for the media and left-wing black leadership.
Mark my words: you will not hear a word of criticism from Jesse Jackson Sr., Randall Robinson, the Congressional Black Caucus, the NAACP, or Kanye West being directed toward Clarence Ray Nagin Jr. Why? Because he is just another black politician instead of a responsible elected official who happens to be black. In the mind set of more-blacker-than-thou blacks, black politicians who are on their side can do no wrong.
Thoughts? Discuss.
Labels: email, new orleans, rant
Monday, September 19, 2005
Weekend Rundown
Weekend Rundown:
- Friday - House was pretty vacant. Solitude was nice.
- Saturday - I ended up going to the U of M/Eastern Michigan game at the Big House in Ann Arbor with Byrd. It was a good time being eight rows off the end zone. We ended up seeing my cousin and a couple of friends. Good times. 55-0 for U of M.
- Sunday - I got up early, picked up the van and headed to my grandmother's house to pick up some furniture. I got home and moved some furniture. Roommate showed up, and we moved more furniture. Then dinner and some WWE viewing.
Yeah, I have no desire to update lately.
Labels: sports, weekend, wrestling
Friday, September 16, 2005
Serenity now!
Well, the house is in moving disarray. I'm avoiding it like the plague, and I'm at work enjoying the silence. I've been running on very little sleep. Things have been so hectic lately.
Serenity now, as Frank Costanza would say.
Labels: meh
Monday, September 12, 2005
Technology!
So, I got a cell phone, and I'm afraid I fucked myself in the first two days. You see, it's not with minutes. No. It's text messaging. Turns out I MAY have screwed up and messaged out of Verizon people too much. I'll have to find out. I thought I only had 25 non-V customer text and photo msgs to send/receive, but it's 50. Maybe I'm safe.
Maybe.
With that said, if you have the number, yr cool. If you don't, its because I:
a) Need updated contact info for you
b) Haven't talked to you at all via phone
c) Rarely talk to you via phone
d) Don't think you need the number
e) Some, any, all, or none of the above
So, don't feel offended. Just let me know who you are and maybe why you think you need my number. I'll supply it if I have a non-public way to reach you.
Oh, and Cedar Point was good.
Monday, September 05, 2005
Shazam!
I had a pretty good weekend. I spent a fun relaxing friday night with Chuck and Paula playing poker and watching movies, then spent Saturday doing damage to A2 with James and Glenn, having a ripe good ol' time. Sunday was the Renaissance Festival and some sleep, before spending another quiet night at the Brace place. Today, it's been tearing down shelving and some Lord of the Rings viewing.
I've also been working on a slight re-design of the JTC Productions web site, making it a bit more focused. Other than that, nothing is really going on. I'm still dealing with the level of being broke that I'm at, but that's okay. Good times are ahead.
Labels: JTC Productions, ren fest, weekend
Friday, September 02, 2005
Labor Day Weekend
I don't understand why the oil companies are jacking up prices to screw us all. I wanted to travel this weekend, but with the price of gas, I'm surprised I leave the house at all. I mean, seriously.
The plans were to hit up the Ren Fest this Sunday, and hit Cedar Point on Monday to take advantage of the short lines. Now, I'm hitching a ride with the 'rents to Fest, and not hitting Cedar Point unless my dad decides he wants to go. Make it one of those last remaining father/son trips.
That, and packing.
I'm sure I'll be doing labor on Labor day.
Woo.
Thursday, September 01, 2005
New Goal
I've decided to come up with a new goal:
To get pictures of myself with topless female friends.
Something tells me it won't be a big collection.
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