I'd like your hair long and laid on to the ground You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I would be a simple man
I could hardly wait for my stars to fall in line And synchronize and shine A wasted string of years, and a wasted string of lies It's still the same to me
It's a waste of a song You're a waste of my lungs It's a waste of a song
I'd like your face gone and in its place the sun And I would be an astronaut For I have come to surface to catch some light and feed And I have everything I need
And I could hardly wait for my stars to fall in line And synchronize and shine
A wasted string of years, and a wasted string of lies You're still the same to me You're a waste of a song
I sit around and watch the tube But nothing's on I change the channels for an hour or two Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit I'm sick of all the same old shit In a house with unlocked doors and I'm fuckin' lazy
Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind And I smell like shit
Peel me off this Velcro seat And get me moving I sure as hell can't do it by myself I'm feeling like a dog in heat Barred indoors from the summer street I locked the door to my own cell and I lost the key
Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind And I smell like shit
I got no motivation Where is my motivation? No time for no motivation Smoking my inspiration
I sit around and watch the phone But no one's calling Call me pathetic, call me what you will My mother says to get a job But she don't like the one she's got When masturbation's lost its fun, you're fuckin' lazy
Bite my lip and close my eyes Take me away to paradise I'm so damn bored, I'm going blind And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes I'm slipping away to paradise Some say, quit or I'll go blind But it's just a myth
ddHow I wish I could surrender my soul Shed the clothes that become my skin See the liar that burns within my needing How I wish I'd chosen darkness from cold How I wish I had screamed out loud Instead I've found no meaning
I guess it's time I run far, far away, find comfort in pain All pleasure's the same, it just keeps me from trouble Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray I've heard what they say, but I'm not here for trouble It's more than just words, it's just tears and rain
How I wish I could walk through the doors of my mind Hold memory close at hand Help me understand the years How I wish I could choose between Heaven and Hell How I wish I would save my soul I'm so cold from fear
I guess it's time I run far, far away, find comfort in pain All pleasure's the same, it just keeps me from trouble Hides my true shape, like Dorian Gray I've heard what they say, but I'm not here for trouble Far, far away, find comfort in pain All pleasure's the same, it just keeps me from trouble It's more than just words, it's just tears and rain
Oh Tears and rain Oh Tears and rain
Far, far away, find comfort in pain
All pleasure's the same, it just keeps me from trouble It's more than just words It's just tears and rain
I am sitting in the morning At the diner on the corner I am waiting at the counter For the man to pour the coffee And he fills it only halfway And before I even argue He is looking out the window At somebody coming in
"It is always nice to see you" Says the man behind the counter To the woman who has come in She is shaking her umbrella And I look the other way As they are kissing their hellos And I'm pretending not to see them And instead I pour the milk
I open up the paper There's a story of an actor Who had died while he was drinking It was no one I had heard of And I'm turning to the horoscope And looking for the funnies When I'm feeling someone watching me And so I raise my head
There's a woman on the outside Looking inside, does she see me? No, she does not really see me 'Cause she sees her own reflection And I'm trying not to notice That she's hitching up her skirt And while she's straightening her stockings Her hair has gotten wet
Oh, this rain, it will continue Through the morning as I'm listening To the bells of the cathedral I am thinking of your voice And of the midnight picnic once upon a time Before the rain began... And I finish up my coffee And it's time to catch the train
I wrote her off for the tenth time today
And practiced all the things I would say
But she came over I lost my nerve
I took her back and made her dessert
Now I know I'm being used
That's okay man 'cause I like the abuse
Now I know she's playing with me
That's okay 'cause I've got no self-esteem
When she's saying, oh that she wants only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care, right? Yeah
Now I'll relay this little bit
Happens more than I'd like to admit
Late at night, she knocks on my door
Drunk again and looking to score
Now I know I should say no but
It's kind of hard when she's ready to go
I may be dumb but I'm not a dweeb
I'm just a sucker with no self-esteem
When she's saying, oh that she want's only me
Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends
When she's saying, oh that I'm like a disease
Then I wonder how much more I can spend
Well I guess I should stick up for myself
But I really think it's better this way
The more you suffer
The more it shows you really care
I caught a Facebook post from a local news reporter, which outlined places women should not be taken on a first date. I submit this list for your consideration:
The phone rings, it's early, it's seven o'clock
He says "Sorry I woke you, but I just had to talk"
You know last night, remember when I tried to choke you
I didn't mean it, I was drunk, it was only a joke
You should know that by now
When the checkered flag comes down
No one, no one, no one has won the race
The next night he's over and over and under
And after he's finished she lies there and wonders
Just why does she need him and why does she stay here?
And then in the darkness she'll quietly say "Dear"
You've never really known
That when the white flag is flown
No one, no one, no one has won the war
They're complicated people leading complicated lives
And he complicates their problems telling complicated lies
He tells her he's sorry, she tells him it's over
He tells her he's sorry, she says over and over
You've never really known
That when the white flag is flown
No one, no one, no one has won the war
There goes a forest and there goes a bluebird
There goes a partridge and there goes a go train
There goes an angel and there goes a steeple
There goes a cop car and there goes an eagle
There goes a raven and there go the ribbons
There goes a raven and there go the ribbons
There goes a raven and there go the ribbons
The ribbons the ribbons, the ribbons of the flag
Of the flag
Of the flag
Of the flag
What's Johnny doing out on a Tuesday night?
Johnny can’t read, Johnny can't write
Kids just don't understand
Johnny don’t care about the world
As long as he can do his girl
And prove that he's a man
He got wasted, eating ludes
He's teenage and best of all
Getting high proving he's cool
Johnny hates to think that he's ignorant
He's a mindless brainwashed bitch
Ring a bell and he starts to drool
Degenerated
Degenerated
And our minds are vegetated
Degenerated
Degenerated
Our actions are imitated
He's got PCP in his veins
He's gonna put a bullet in his brains
Addicted to the TV
When he’s old he’s gonna have a son
I said they'll both be a deaf and dumb
What’s to be come of young Johnny?
Degenerated
Degenerated
And our minds are vegetated
Degenerated
Degenerated
All our actions are imitated
Degenerate
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"You know, 'Relax to the mellow sounds of The Rain on KPPX.'"
The sounds of the rain, a beer, and some FCP work. Not a bad moment, methinks.
You've got your ball, you've got your chain Tied to me tight, tie me up again Who's got their claws in you my friend? Into your heart I'll beat again Sweet like candy to my soul Sweet you rock and sweet you roll Lost for you, I'm so lost For you
Oh, when you come crash, into me And I come into you And I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream
Touch your lips just so I know In your eyes, love, it glows so I'm bare-boned and crazy For you
Oh, when you come crash into me, baby And I come into you In a boy's dream In a boy's dream
If I've gone overboard Then I'm begging you to forgive me, oh, in my haste When I'm holding you so girl Close to me
And you come crash into me, baby And I come into you Oh, hike up your skirt a little more And show the world to me Hike up your skirt a little more And show your world to me In a boy's dream In a boy's dream
Oh, I watch you there through the window And I stare at you You wear nothing but you wear it so well Tied up and twisted, the way I'd like to be For you, for me, come crash into me
Come crash into me Crash into me Crash into me Crash into me
I'm the king of the castle And you're the dirty rascal, crash into me
So here I am Doing everything I can Holding on to what I am Pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to keep The ground on my feet It seems the world's falling down around me The nights are all long I'm singing this song To try and make the answers more than maybe And I'm so confused about what to do Sometimes I wanna throw it all away
So here I am Growing older all the time Looking older all the time Feeling younger in my mind
So here I am Doing everything I can Holding on to what I am Pretending I'm a superman
I'm trying to sleep I lost count of sheep My mind is racing faster every minute But could I do more? Yeah, I'm really not sure I know I'm running circles but I can't quit
And I'm so confused about what to do Sometimes I wanna throw it all away
Controlling everything in sight Feeling weak, I don't feel right You're telling me I have to change Telling me to act my age But if all that I can do Is just sit and watch time go Then I'll have to say goodbye Life's too short to watch it fly To watch it fly
So here I am Growing older all the time Looking older all the time Feeling younger in my mind
So here I am Doing everything I can Holding on to what I am Pretending I'm a superman
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How are you doing? Hanging in there? You got this. Keep it up.
He's got the dirtiest shoes that I ever seen Chew on a blunt, wipe his butt with a magazine Smokin' his crack, wash it down with gasoline Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me
Oh, you know he told me, "Shake it, don't break it It took too damn long to make it"
Leroy is my mojo man Leroy is my mojo man He come, he take me by the hand 'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright
He's just a pimp with a limp and some Vaseline Told me to "Look over there", stole my nectarine
Said, "Don't turn your back on me black, I'm a sex machine" Still he push the button, E.F. Hutton when he speaks to me
Oh you know he told me "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make it"
Leroy is my mojo man Leroy is my mojo man He come, he take me by the hand 'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright
Oh you know its "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make it" "Shake it, don't break it; It took too damn long to make it"
Leroy is my mojo man Leroy is my mojo man Come and take me by the hand 'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright
Leroy is my mojo man Leroy is my mojo man Come and take me by the hand 'Cause Leroy is my mojo man tonight, alright
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A guy stopped at a local gas station, and after filling his tank, paid the bill and bought a soft drink. He stood by his car to drink his cola and watched a couple of men working along the road.
One man would dig a hole two or three feet deep and then move on. Then the other man would come along behind him and fill in the hole. While one was digging a new hole, the other was 25 feet behind, filling in the hole. The men worked right past the guy with the soft drink and went on down the road.
"I can't stand this," said the man tossing the can into a trash container and heading down the road toward the men. "Hold it, hold it," he said to the men. "Can you tell me what's going on here, with all this digging and refilling?"
"Well, we work for the government and we're just doing our job," one of the men said.
"But one of you is digging a hole and the other fills it up. You're not accomplishing anything. Aren't you wasting the taxpayers' money?"
"You don't understand, mister," one of the men said, leaning on his shovel and wiping his brow. "Normally there are three of us: me, Elmer and Leroy. I dig the hole, Elmer sticks in the tree and Leroy, here, puts the dirt back. Now just because Elmer's sick, that doesn't mean that Leroy and me can't work!"
I am just a copy of a copy of a copy
Everything I say has come before
Assembled into something into something into something
I am never certain anymore
I am just a shadow of a shadow of a shadow
Always trying to catch up with myself
I am just an echo of an echo of an echo
Listening to someone's cry for help
Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Look what you've gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a
I am little pieces little pieces little pieces
Pieces that were picked up on the way
Imprinted with a purpose with a purpose with a purpose
A purpose that's become quite clear today
Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Look what you've gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a
I am just a finger on a trigger on a finger
Doing everything I'm told to do
Always my intention my intention your attention
Just doing everything you tell me to
Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Now look what you gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
So I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a
Look what you had to start
Why all the change of heart?
Well you need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a
Now look what you gone and done
Well that doesn't sound like fun
See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a
(Look what you had to start) Look what you had to start
(Why all the change of heart) Why all the change of heart
(You need to play your part) You need to play your part
A copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a
(Look what you've gone and done) And look what you've gone and done
(Yeah, that doesn't sound like fun) That doesn't sound like fun
(Yeah, I'm not the only one) See I'm not the only one
A copy of a copy of a copy of a copy of a
Jane says, "I'm done with Sergio He treat me like a rag doll" She hides the television Says "I don't owe him nothing But if he comes back again Tell him to wait right here for me Or try again tomorrow"
I'm gonna kick tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow
She gets mad, she starts to cry She takes a swing but she can't hit She don't mean no harm She just don't know (don't know, don't know) What else to do about it Jane says, "Have you seen my wig around? I feel naked without it" She knows they all want her to go That's okay, man, she don't like them anyway Jane says she's going away to Spain when she get some money saved She's gonna start tomorrow
I'm gonna kick tomorrow I'm gonna kick tomorrow
Jane goes to the store at eight She walks up on Saint Andrews She waits and gets her dinner there She pulls her dinner from her pocket Jane says she's never been in love No, she don't know what it is Only knows if someone wants her I want 'em if they want me I only know they want me She get mad and she starts to cry She takes a swing but she can't hit! She don't mean no harm She just don't know (don't know, don't know) What else to do about it
Except a voice was in my head It said seize the day, pull the trigger Drop the blade, and watch the rolling heads
The day I tried to live I stole a thousand beggar's change And gave it to the rich The day I tried to win I dangled from the power lines And let the martyrs stretch Singing
One more time around might do it One more time around might make it One more time around might do it One more time around The day I tried to live
Words you say never seem To live up to the ones inside your head The lives we make never seem To ever get us anywhere but dead
The day I tried to live I wallowed in the blood and mud with All the other pigs
I woke the same as any other day you know I should have stayed in bed
The day I tried to win I wallowed in the blood and mud with All the other pigs
Wynona's got herself a big brown beaver And she shows it off to all her friends One day, you know, that beaver tried to leave her So she caged him up with cyclone fence Along came Lou with the old baboon And said, "Recognize that smell? Smells like seven layers That beaver eats Taco Bell"
Now Rex, he was a Texan out of New Orleans And he travelled with the carnival shows He ran bumper cars, sucked cheap cigars And he candied up his nose He got wind of the big brown beaver So he though he'd take himself a peek But the beaver was quick and he grabbed him by the kiwis And he ain't pissed for a week and a half
Now Wynona took her big brown beaver And she stuck him up in the air Said, "I sure do love this big brown beaver And I wish I did have a pair" Now the beaver once slept for seven days And it gave us all an awful fright So I tickled his chin and I gave him a pinch And the bastard tried to bite me
Wynona loved her big brown beaver And she stroked him all the time She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her She might have a porcupine
When she walks
She swings her arms, instead of her hips
When she talks she moves her mouth, instead of her lips
I've waited for her for so long
I've waited for her for so long
I've wondered if I could hang on
I've wondered if I could hang on
"Let me go," she said
"Let me go," she said
Let me go and I will want you more
Let me go, let me go
Let me go and I will want you
When she wants
She wants the sun instead of the moon
When she sees
She sees the stars inside of her room
I've waited for her for so long
I've waited for her for so long
I've wondered if I could hang on
I've wondered if I could hang on
"Let me go," she said
"Let me go," she said
Let me go and I will want you more
"Let me go," she said
Let me go
Let me go, and I will want you
"Let me go," she said
"Let me go," she said
"Let me go," she said
Let me go, let me go
I heat up, I can't cool down You got me spinnin' 'round and 'round 'Round and 'round and 'round it goes Where it stops, nobody knows Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin' flame Burnin' flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher
Abra-abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya Abra-abracadabra Abracadabra
You make me hot, you make me sigh You make me laugh, you make me cry Keep me burnin' for your love With the touch of a velvet glove
Abra-abracadabra
I wanna reach out and grab ya
Abra-abracadabra
Abracadabra
I feel the magic in your caress I feel magic when I touch your dress Silk and satin, leather and lace Black panties with an angel's face
I see magic in your eyes I hear the magic in your sighs Just when I think I'm gonna get away I hear those words that you always say
Abra-abracadabra I wanna reach out and grab ya Abra-abracadabra Abracadabra
Every time you call my name I heat up like a burnin' flame Burnin' flame full of desire Kiss me baby, let the fire get higher... Yeah, yeah...
I heat up, I can't cool down My situation goes ('round and 'round) I heat up, I can't cool down My situation goes ('round and 'round)
I heat up, I can't cool down My situation goes ('round and 'round)
I heat up, I heat up I can't cool down My situation goes 'round and 'round and 'round
I heat up, I heat up I can't cool down My situation goes 'round and 'round and 'round
Adrenaline, in my soul Every thought out of control Do it all to get them off their feet Crowd is here, about to blow Waitin' for me to start the show Out the curtain, lights go up I'm home (Whoa!)
And my father said, when I was younger Hard times breed better men (better men!)
You took it all away, I give it all away Can't take my freedom Here to change the game, a banner made of pain I built my kingdom Now you bow to me You took my dreams but not my name You'll follow me until the end I am my kingdom
Lights go down, I'm ready now Tear this roof off for the town Gonna give 'em what they came to see Hear the crowd, on their toes Ready for me to start the show Out the curtain, lights go up I'm home (Whoa!)
And my father said, when I was younger Hard times breed better men (better men!)
You took it all away, I give it all away Can't take my freedom Here to change the game, a banner made of pain I built my kingdom Now you bow to me You took my dreams but not my name You'll follow me until the end I am my kingdom
You tried to tell me what to do I saw the door and kicked it down I stepped right over and right through And you can never stop me now (Bow!) (Now!) I am the king and you're the crown Now watch me as I take my throne And rule my kingdom
You took it all away, I give it all away Can't take my freedom Here to change the game, a banner made of pain I built my kingdom Now you bow to me You took my dreams but not my name You'll follow me until the end I am my kingdom You took it all away, I give it all away Can't take my freedom Here to change the game, a banner made of pain I built my kingdom Now you bow to me You took my dreams but not my name You'll follow me until the end I am my kingdom
It's 1:30 in the morning
that's alright by me
you just waiting by the phone
I should give a little warning
but I need the things I need
I'm not proud to need a hand
but I just don't understand
So, Why should you come when I call
I never say nothing at all
why do I go, when I go
it's leaving me here all alone
You ought to get out on your own
ain't necessarily a bad thing
to believe the things I say
cause you can make yourself feel good
you know it's really not a good thing
to give everything to me
I'm just waiting for the show
cause I got no where to go
So, Why should you come when I call
I never say nothing at all
why do I go, when I go
it's leaving me here all alone
you ought to get out on your own
Cause nothing makes me feel so good
gets me high
so I sleep at night
and that's enough and everything
alright
I feel nice
so sorry in the morning
could believe what you believe
I'm used to waking up alone
And if you think about it
anyone you think about is a better love than me
but if you've not fallin' quite asleep?
I might call tonight
if that's alright
why should you come when I call
I never say nothing at all
why do I go, when I go
it's leaving me here all alone
you ought to get out on your own