Asshole
Have you ever woken up and rolled out of bed to find you feel like an asshole?
I'm not talking the version where you're a jerk. No.
I mean the rectum. The orifice.
That's how I'm feeling right now. But at least I smell better. I just took a shower.
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every day all day long, i don't even need to roll out of bed.
How much did you have to drink? You seemed relatively coherent last night when you left Laura's house...
Only a couple beers the whole night. I just woke up feeling like a puckered brown eye.
I feel like both today, actually.
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