FDA Testing: Beer
Yesterday, scientists for the FDA suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong.
No further testing is planned.
BOOO! Hisss! I'll sic Louise on you!
hehehehehehehe. that should be, "it turns men into a women who are in a relationship". they seldom do that shit before duping you into the commitment. though it does happen.
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