Earache
An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor?s waiting room. As he approached the desk, the receptionist asked, "Hello sir, and what are you seeing the doctor for today?"
"There's something wrong with my penis" he says.
The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded doctor's room and say things like that."
"Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he says.
The receptionist says, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private."
The man walks out, waits several minutes and then comes back in. The receptionist smiles and asks, "Yes?"
"There's something wrong with my ear," he said.
The receptionist smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
The man says, "I can't piss out of it."
Sounds like dealing with Physicians in Family Practice in Oberlin.
I walk into the main entrance. "I'm here to see my doctor" I say. I sit there for fifteen minutes before someone bothers to tell me that my file and doctor records have been moved to entrance number two. When I get up and go through entrance number 2, they yell at me for being late and send me to entrance one to reschedule.
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