More IRC Fun

In the spirit of this post from September... Well, Enjoy!

<.DannyB> some girl on the street asked if i was saved yet
<.DannyB> i told her i saved at the checkpoint a couple minutes back
<.DannyB> and can reload from there if i die
<.DannyB> she was confused

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<.durandal> see, a whore is a girl who sleeps with everyone... a bitch is a girl who sleeps with everyone but you

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<.Drhubbard> watched this film called 'anal lesbians' the other day.
<.Drhubbard> they spent about half the film going through the fridge labelling everything.

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<.savenor> i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by fleeing the scene of the accident

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<.lapyap> i was at this party and this really fuckin ugly drunk chick and I were talkin and she kept trying to get it on with me
<.lapyap> so later in the night she come up to me and says 'don't you want to go down on me?' so I say 'I;m jewish, I cant eat pig'
<.lapyap> she slapped me after that :p

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<.carkeys> arpad you there?
<.Meritt> That's the first time I've seen car keys go looking for their owner.

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<.Warmaster_Horus> But some of the stuff you can do with mayo is good
<.NiTessine> Yes. Like assassinations.
<.Mithran> You assassinate people with mayo?
<.NiTessine> Nobody ever suspects mayo.

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<.Yaksha> We call this kids' mom 'Mapquest'
<.norris> why's that?
<.Yaksha> She has multicolored veins visible all over her body, looks like downtown Phoenix.

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<.McKhaos> this guy asks me
<.McKhaos> how many people work in your company ?
<.McKhaos> my answer
<.McKhaos> about a third

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<.Relevant> get oral_sex_training_video.mpg
<.Relevant> Oops wrong window.

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<.Dreamlyre> wife, hooker...its about the same...you gotta pay for it

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<.apoptygma> we have a jedi council at our fucking school
<.apoptygma> how gay is that?!?
<.apoptygma> i actually had a kid try that wavy hand thing on me

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<.rouge> you vegetarian?
<.AlmtyBob> yah
<.rouge> i'm sorry. :/

posted @ 12/05/2005 12:03:00 PM

 

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