Humor for 12/14
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant, and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very willful, and any attempt to stop the girl would probably result in rebellion. He then told her to arrange for her daughter to be put on birth control and, until then, talk to her and give her a box of condoms. Later that evening, as her daughter was preparing for a date, the woman told her about the situation and handed her a box of condoms. The girl started to laugh and reached over to hug her mother saying, "Oh Mum! You don't have to worry about that! I'm dating Susan!"
I was thinking of about 5 different ways that joke could end.
That was not one of them. :)
As was I...
Hot!!! lol just up your alley joe now you just have to slip in with your massages and then bam instant threesome... oh wait there goes my imagination sorry.....
Yeah, I'm smooth like that... Like it would ever work.
yeah.. like something like that would ever work.
Respectful guys like Joe (and I) would never even consider being in a threesome.
{cough}
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