Chuck Norris Facts
When Harry Potter was about to grab the golden snitch, Chuck Norris grabbed it and roundhouse kicked him in the face and proceeded to have sex with Hermione. A week later she gave birth to three snakes.
More Norris facts are availiable on Chud's blog or even randomly generated here. (Thanks Chud.)
Chuck Norris is actually Vin Diesel in disguise. If anyone were to confront him with this fact he would explode, but not before stealing all your cash.
Chuck Norris made teri shiavo brain dead by roundhouse kicking her in the head so she would stop making funny faces. sadly, his solution didn't stop the funny faces.
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