Tuesday, November 29, 2005

Lions

Detroit, MI - Monday, October 28, 2005 - Anthrax Scare At Ford Field

Detroit Lion football practice was delayed nearly two hours today after a player reported finding an unknown white powdery substance on the practice field.

Coach Steve Mariucci immediately suspended practice while police and federal investigators were called to investigate.

After a complete analysis, FBI forensic experts determined that the white substance unknown to the players was the goal line.

Practice was resumed after special agents decided the team was unlikely to encounter the substance again.


Okay, seriously.

Mooch is out. I'm not surprised. Defense coordinator Dick Jauron is taking his spot until they find a permanent replacement. Concidering that the defense is the only thing keeping the team alive, it makes sense, but I hope the defense doesn't suffer due to this move. I was discussing this Sunday night with some friends, and the popular opinion is that the offensive coordinator should go too, if only for having Harrington throw a four yard pass on third down with 27 yards to go.

Who knows what this will bring for the Lions. Time will tell.

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Comments

At 11/29/2005 10:52:00 AM, Blogger Amy said...

Ok, I don't even care about football, but that was funny.

 
At 11/29/2005 11:03:00 AM, Blogger joe said...

I never did before, but in the last three years or so, I've been following it more and more. I'm a hockey guy myself.

 
At 11/29/2005 12:00:00 PM, Blogger Amy said...

I'm a shopping kinda girl myself. :) No, I like football and understand it, I just don't really follow all the wins/losses. That said, I am aware that the Packers suck this year.

 
At 11/29/2005 03:56:00 PM, Blogger Lish said...

Joe,
Have you spoken to Chuck? Is Paula okay?

 
At 11/29/2005 08:46:00 PM, Blogger Garvin said...

@Lish, you know he does have email for this type of contact :)

Joe, that was hilarious. I was like, oh shit... what happened. Ahhh. Joe C and his jokering.

 
At 11/30/2005 08:13:00 AM, Blogger Lish said...

I do not have Joe's email address.

 
At 11/30/2005 04:49:00 PM, Blogger joe said...

I've been in constant contact with the Brace family. I'll let Peaj and Chuck tell the tale if they wish.

 

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