Humor for 11/21
There is a Spanish guy, a Portuguese guy and a beautiful girl sitting next to each other on a train (the girl is sitting between the two latin men).
The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes completely dark. Suddenly, there is a kissing sound and then a slap! The train comes out of the tunnel. The woman and the Portuguese guy are sitting there looking perplexed.
The Spanish guy is bent over holding his face which is red from an apparent slap. The Spanish guy is thinking "Damn it, that Portuguese guy must have tried to kiss the girl. She must have thought it was me and slapped me".
The girl is thinking, "That Spanish guy must have moved to kiss me, and kissed the Portugese instead, and got slapped."
The Portuguese guy is thinking, "If this train goes through another tunnel, I could make another kissing sound and slap that Spanish guy again."
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