"Chaos" - the mini review
While checking one of my gmail accounts, I found I had won a free pass for two to see "Chaos" -- a movie I'd been wanting to see since I saw the trailer. I called up Rev and off we went to see this movie.
When we got to the theatre, we saw a few people who were also getting in for free via some flyer. No big deal, right? I get into the theatre, and its packed. This causes me to laugh, because I read reviews on IMDB. This flick is brutal.
And so, we embark on the cinematic journey of two girls and their encounter with four criminals in the woods.
I'm not going to spoil the movie for anyone, because well, its supposedly "real horror". A genre unto itself. You'd have to see it. But we laughed at the brutality, not because it was funny, but because people were walking out. In total, we counted fifty, but I know we missed some. The acting was bad, and well... they tried to slap some excuse for the film on the beginning. Nice try people. It was still brutal for fun, no matter how you tried to spin it. And nice use of racial slurs. That will get you into the NAACP awards. And the ending... it's hilarious. The movie sucked, but man, was it hilarious.
And my neighbor just ran into the jeep outside.
FUCK.
by the jeep i am guessing you are talking of your jeep well dads jeep that sucks how bad is it
dude, I hope the damage is not that Bad...
SHENANIGANS!!! i am so calling shenanigans on the alleged pictures of "steph showing off her ass and belly chain" and "steph showing off her belly chain". i have seen those pics before! it's a freakin webcam! damn you joe... damn you to hell. here i thought i was going to have to kill you to meet this woman... now i know i do not. hot pics though.
Chud, you have no idea how much those pics are Steph.
She's quite smokin' hot.
so... this steph has a webcam then? where can i view it?
Chud, those are indeed my pictures. I do not have a live webcam link though...too much naughtiness goes on! I say if you want to see the naughtiness you're going to have to pay Joe. He needs cash to go to the bar now, since he can't use his credit card. I love you Joe!
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