Tuesday, May 10, 2005

A question posed...

I was recently asked the question why I spend a lot of time in the sumer at various amusement parks. I rattled off some statement during the heated conversation it occurred in, but I thought about it almost the entire time on my ten mile ride last night.

"Why do I like taking these coaster trips?"

Here's what I came up with:

  • They're fun.

  • It gives me tales to tell.

  • What else do I have to do?

You see, I go because I do enjoy it, but it's not like I really have someone to share my time with. I don't have a significant other to send my time with. I don't have a lot of things that I really want.

Wow. And I'm not even drunk. We can file this one under "Posts I should be drunk to write or just post in an LJ".

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At 5/10/2005 03:01:00 PM, Blogger Shafter79 said...

So if you had a chick...would she come with you on these trips or would they be less?

 
At 5/10/2005 03:19:00 PM, Blogger joe said...

Depends.

If the chick liked the trips, They'd stay about the same. I'd still go if she didn't and I'd be happy when I didn't go because I could ride her instead of roller coasters.

 
At 5/10/2005 03:21:00 PM, Blogger Shafter79 said...

Operation "Get Joe a Whore" I mean chick....shall commence

 
At 5/10/2005 05:07:00 PM, Blogger Rev said...

I could see why that would make sense...either way you're going to be in line for over an hour just for a 2 minute ride

:)

 
At 5/10/2005 05:29:00 PM, Blogger joe said...

It's been my experience that even for a two minute ride on a woman, it requires much more time than the coaster...

 
At 5/13/2005 10:25:00 PM, Blogger Stepho said...

I don't have a lot of things that I want either.

Such as working kidneys.
And also breasts.
Ah, one day. One day I shall purchase both.

 

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